Odd little game..

Gmail has a feature where it displays ads on the left side of the email. These ads are selected based on keywords in the body of your email.

Sometimes this is really helpful. If I am talking with one of my nerdy friends about one of my nerdy hobbies, sometimes they are incredibly relevant ads that catch your attention.

Other times these ads are very humorous. I receive an weekly email from my Pastor. Here are some examples of Google ads I get when I read my Church mail:

slave bracelets Affordable, varied selection. Metal bras and bikinis too.

Duck!
The Dick Cheney Survival Bible 250 Ways to Find Cover from the VP

Taser Holsters and More
Good Stuff for the Good Guys Military, Tactical and Duty Gear

Ways To Stay Awake
Information on alertness and energy Learn more at the official website.

Dog Lodge and Bunkhouse
Dog Boarding, Seattle, Bellevue Boarding small dogs under 35 lbs

(this next ad was served on an announcement for the Men's Breakfast)
You Run Girl
A web site devoted to
Average Women Runners

Jess has a habit of replying to 8 or 9 month old emails. Today I got an email from him where he noted that hindsight had shown the prophetic nature of my email. Of course the Google Ads sent me to some prophesy conference website.

I then got the idea might be fun to send an email back and forth in order to gain craziest Google ads.