Yesterday for my birthday, we had Shish Kabobs. On my way home from work, I stopped by the store to buy some wooden skewers to roast the vegetables on. I skewered the meat on metal skewers, my lovely wife skewered the veggies. As she opened the bag I bought, a bunch of dust fell out. "What did they coat these with?" she asked. "Flour?" No, it was sawdust... And Termites.. The skewers came with tunnels and bugs!
I called the grocery store, and they offered to give me my 89 cents back.