The Odd Reighley Dialect

I tend to give stores silly names. Cuppa Joe's for example is the local coffee shop. My kids know it only as "The Coffee Store" When I want to have a drink with one of my friends, we usually go to a local Irish Pub, O'Doughrtys. In my dialect, this is simply known as "The Guiness Store" Some stores are named not so much for their wares, but their ambiance. I call Old Navy "The thump thump Store" for it's music.

The kids and I went to the new Cabella's store in Post Falls Idaho a month or so ago, and their Grandma bought them a couple of very nice stuffed animals. Nathan has really taken a liking to his black lab "Gracie"
He had been waiting anxiously ever since to take Gracie to Sharing at his pre-school.

Last week his chance came. Apparently Gracie was a pretty big hit at show in tell. As we where leaving, the teacher pulled me aside. "Just one question.... What in the world is a "Really big dead animal store?"

Andee gave the "Outdoorsman's Warehouse" the moniker "Dead animal store" (For it's decor) Nathan apparently saw the similarity and added the "Really big"